An Impressive Title in An Authoritative Font

Excellently worded opening sentence. Slightly less excellent second sentence.
Quality has definitely dropped by the third. Oh God, five more pages of this?!
WHAT AM I DOING? I CAN’T DO THIS.

Refresh tumblr four times. Check email again, even though you checked five minutes ago and nobody likes you enough to have sent you another email since then. I’m hungry. Get food. Come back. I need to go to the toilet. Come back. The first sentence looks awful. Delete. Nothing but the title left. Maybe I should write this whole thing in size 14 Times New Roman? Check livejournal. Not working. Google the lyrics of that mediocre song you heard on the radio last week. I’m hungry. Get food. Come back. Well, to be fair, photoshop was open already and I felt really inspired. Two hours later - I’m hungry. My awesome graphic only has six notes. I suck at everything. Retype first sentence. Pointless footnote. Why did I even come to University? Tumblr error. Tumblr error. Maybe I should have a shower? What’s on tv? Nothing - rewatch shows on your computer. Lurk some fandom wank. Read your friends status updates and feel justified when they say they’re also procrastinatin. I should learn how to make gifs. If you go forward in time and kill yourself, is it considered murder or suicide? And  could they put you on death row, when you already know how you’re going to die? I think I’m hungry but I’m actually not.
A WHITE BLANK PAGE AND SWELLING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

There may be something wrong with me.